Most of you know that when it comes to our furry friends, I have little to no appreciation. They smell bad, they make things that smell bad, and you can never rid your furniture, carpet, or clothing of every hair they've managed to leave for you. On top of those reasons, domestic animals are frustratingly stupid. Case in point- I let our dog Wesley out to play in the yard for a couple hours. When I was feeling kind and generous and decided to let him in, I opened the door and couldn't see him. A short walk around the side of the house revealed how smart our little dog truly is. I don't even know how this happened- the rope is wound around the hose at least three times!
Ah Wesley- Good thing the measure of your creation is to eat, sleep, and chase things that move.